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Michael May is the type of guy that touches little kids and is ugly and fat.
Michael May touches little girls
A Smart, Handsome, and Hung man who knows how to make you scream.
Girl1: Omg Do you remember who we fucked last night?
Girl2: Yea he was Sean-Michael, remember?
The proper term to use when you know you will be late to a social gathering or event, usually dictates that the person will be around 1-3 hours late past the selected time.
Person 1: Hey, I'll be there at 5 pm Michael Standard Time (MST).
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.
Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.
Combining molly and ketamine for a unique and exceptionally euphoric high that will leave you melted on the floor in a cuddle puddle with your besties, girlfriends and boy toys.
Wanna go hang out with Michael Kors and go to Narnia?
A general faggot, if u r a michael toolan u should be a disgrace to humanity
Bro you are being such a michael toolan right now
Beautiful goddess , manifestation of perfection. With a large generous giving heart. Do not double cross this quieted creature for fear of awakening the chained demon....Has great boobs.
Michael Dixie is the love of my life.