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When you are fucking a toaster and you hold down the power button.
I burned my dick giving my toaster a Hot Pocket.
When you are fucking a toaster and you push the power button down thus burning your genitals.
Me: "Man, my dick is on fire."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "I was giving my toaster a Hot Pocket."
When someone is in the act of felching and inhales a fart straight from an asshole
Nick was felching Sal last night and caught a hot pocket. He held it in like a bong hit until he passed out.
When a man fucks a woman at such a fast rate her cooch becomes a flaming hot pouch. Just like a hot pocket
Person1: I heard Axel gave Bethany a hot pocket
Person2: Well yeah No Nut November just ended
The act of having sex with a formerly obese persons excess skin
Bro did you hot pocket her
Yeah bro I love fucking her skin rolls
the thing that got ruined due to the recipe being constantly changed.
P1: hey do you have any good hot pockets?
P2: no, somehow they're changing along with the other ones.