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Joe Mannix Spot

Mike Connors on the 60's crime drama Mannix would always pull up to the best parking spot. Always right in front of his destination.

I got the Joe Mannix spot, right in front of Starbucks.

by RSWIM21 November 27, 2018


Joe Scheibl Drunk

Getting as drunk (usually reserved for special occasions) as Joe Scheibl does on a daily basis. This event is usually accompanied by a complete lack of memory of what the fuck happened.

Oh man it's my birthday, time to get Joe Scheibl drunk!

by Troll Hunt3r July 6, 2011


Two-Beer Joe

A name for a person who acts like a jackass while drinking

You’re a real two-beer joe when you drink.
Quit being a two-beer joe, you’re acting like a dick.

by benlewis76 November 4, 2018


Joe Q. Citizen

A legal citizen of his/her place of residence (country/county/state) who is considered lower class and poor, yet the individual is employed and hard-working. A Wage Slave.

Did you see that band of Joe Q. Citizen playing at that dive bar last night?
They pack the house and rock the dicks off all the loser boyfriends of the chicks that are moist and turned on by Joe Q. Citizens' performance.
They are a hard working band that deserve to get laid ( i mean paid) more.

by chachitaco September 23, 2010


Hell no, Mexican Joe!

This is a more politically correct way to say no way, josé.

Did you get with that hooker in Tiajuana last night?

Hell no, Mexican Joe!

by meatgel November 13, 2014


Joe Biden

This ugly fat ass nigga kills children

joe biden= child kill

by reeeeeeeeeeeKID October 24, 2020

6👍 41👎


The Loaded Idaho Joe

When one takes their cock and sticks it into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes and then tops it with sour cream, bacon bits, chives and cheddar cheeze. The schlong is then licked clean by ones lover.

Before Nicole would perform the Loaded Idaho Joe with her man Sam, she told him to put more bacon bits on his man muscle.

by Schmidt-Dogg September 17, 2007

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