one-nine

Referring to a design concept representative of the late 20th century. Outdated and without context in the discourse of contemporary design.

Trombe Walls are so one-nine, you might as well construct it's out of hay bales.

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Rule one

Rule one refers to the first rule of deciding if someone is worth getting involved with: "Never put your dick in crazy". Other more gender-neutral ways of phrasing this rule such as "never invest in crazy" have been suggested, but the central meaning stays true regardless of phrasing.

A:"Oh man, do you think I should get with him?"

B:"No, chicka, he breaks rule one."

A: "Okay, not happening then."

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soup for one

masturbation

My girlfriend was out of town, so I had soup for one.

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one banger

When one knocks out a belligerent asshole with one clean punch.

"Chad was trying to fight every guy at the party until Brian gave 'em the one banger. Kid was snoring before he hit the floor"

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one bullet

Used to describe a situation where a number of unpleasant people are gathered. The user is asking themselves, "If I had one bullet, which one would I shoot?".

"Saw Uwe Boll, Jason Friedberg and Michael Bay at a party last week. Christ, one bullet."

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One in a krillion

A pun used by a krill in happy feet 2. Obviously, its a spin on "One in a million".

"I am one in a krillion." "what?" "👍"

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A hole in one

Boy/girl is giving a blowjob, man pulls out of mouth as he finishes and ejaculated right up the nose of the boy/girl goving blowjob

Dude I pulled out to get her face....scored a hole in one...*high five*

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