Gum Rape PTSD

A variation of PTSD that is more severe than any other! It originates from the deprivation of the satisfaction of someone who is offered gum by someone not accepting that pleasant gift and aggressively shoving it into various cavities on the giver. This is the most severe form of PTSD and can cause severe laughter.

Jose: hey, essé, what happened to you?!

Carlos: I'm suffering from severe Gum Rape PTSD

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reverse butt-rape

smothering someone, using your own butt

I'll reverse butt-rape you in the face if you don't stop!

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Sydney gang rape

When a girl named sydney is taken advantage of by several or more muscular pedophiles with huge dongs.

Little Sydney was walking home from school one day when she was forcibly grabbed from behind then put on her knees then six men gathered in fron of her with trousers undone....the Sydney gang rape.

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National Rape Day

This is a disgusting day where these vile beings have decided to go out and sexually assault people. Its supposed to be on April 24th, so be vigilant and stay safe!

Baby dick boy: "Haha have you heard its National Rape Day?"

Normal people: *grabs pillow and places it over nose and mouth of BDB* "shhhhh go to sleep."

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date rape eyes

one that stares uncontrollabely at women with a blank look on his face.

1. Did you see the way JEFF was looking at that girl in the bar, total date rape eyes.

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Ice cream rape

Boinking a bucket of ice cream with a knife to extract the goodies so as to leave multiple penetration marks in the end.

I ice cream raped my rocky road for all the Marshmallows.

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Facebook gang-rape

When someone opens his or her Facebook page just to check for notifications, and a barrage of people start chatting them. Can be quite annoying, especially if the one getting Facebook gang-raped was in the middle of watching a video on YouTube.

Aw man, I was in the middle of watching Hey Arnold! and about I got Facebook gang-raped by like 20 people.

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