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when you get a boner and drop a weight on your dick making it all floppy and mushy
man, last night with Cara was intense, i was about to nut when she hit me with the reverse erection
When a woman farts in the bath, and instead of the bubble floating upwards, it slips back into the woman's vagina.
"Have you ever had a reverse bathfart? I've heard it's quite pleasurable."
To bleach a black woman or man's anus, rectum, anal, butt hole white.
Dang Darnell you know what I'm saying, you feel me? My brother man, done went and got that Reverse Racoon! Now I can hit that target all night! Like a landing strip up in here!
When you meet a brazilian man who barely speaks English, take him to the beach and show him his first rodeo. After getting him naked the woman will forcefully position her legs around his waist and insert his pulsating cock into her. Before friction begins the woman will bend backward while still connected and plant her hands on the sand.
**For more experienced woman, begin walking backwards without losing connection with his meat.
Hey Savana! I saw you reverse wheelbarrowing all the way across the beach last night!
When a really hot chick with a load of STDs wears white panties, and you see a green slime trail. It looks like the reverse of the Gremlins, all white with a green stripe.
"I went to Stacy's house last night and she had a pile of reverse gremlins in her drawer."
the act of sticking an live bat up an individuals anus head first and than having that individual clinch the bats head off.
If you love life needs a little spice, try giving your special other a reverse ozzy
when your love interest friendzones you and in an effort to spark him/her interest, you pretend to friendzone him/her too by acting less interested or by talking about other girls/gals while actually still being in love with that person because you're unable to move on
Bob: "i've heard women are turned on by men who show no interested in them"
Chris: "yeah, I've heard about that too and tried to reverse friendzone my love interest Alice after she friendzoned me by pretending i wasn't interested but it didn't work"