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I went 70 days without masturbating as an adolescent. Man, there were lots of cream dreams.
When you have dreams of sex because you forgot to wash the sheets after ejaculating in them.
Yo yesterday's cream dream was so good.
A man crush.
A man a straight guy would go gay for.
Finding out a handsome male celebrity is gay/bi.
Me: Jefferey Dean Morgan is an amazing actor, he’s badass as Negan, bro.
Friend: Hell yeah, dude! He’s my cream dream.
When a woman is a 6 on the hot scale. She starts work at an ice cream plant making her a 10 thus being "ice cream hot".
You see the new hire we got? Yeah bro, she's definitely ice cream hot.
person 1: omg she's so hot i think im gonna start creaming my pants.