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Horse Hair Motherfucker

A slur for someone of Mongolian descent

Bob: He's a horse Hair motherfucker.

Jack: how do you know?
Bob: look at his eyes jackass

by SawyersRus December 30, 2023


CW hair

A hair style of typically long thick hair with perfect curls defined by the CW television show network’s trademark perfect hair on every character, even if they are doing something as unnatural as waking up from a long nights sleep… their hair will still be perfect.

(Some examples include all of the main female characters in The Vampire Diaries, Pretty Little Liars, Gossip Girl, etc…)

“Oh my gosh, her hair is so gorgeous!” “Yeah, she totally has, like, CW hair”

Also mentioned in GleeKurt Hummel to Sebastian Warbler: “I don’t like your CW hair.”

by oopsiezs January 7, 2025


Tie my hair like Chauntae

A predominantly adequate method of braiding a females hair.

Tie my hair like Chauntae.

by Jason March 24, 2016


hair horny

When you notice how great everyone’s haircut and style and can’t stop noticing and commenting.

Bro #1: Dude your hair looks awesome today!
Bro #2: I know man you’ve told me already. Are you hair horny or something?

by poolboyluva March 10, 2018


vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

by Mathgod69-420 February 22, 2024


hair gelling

Hair gelling is a sex position where one or multiple people cum into someone's hair and uses it as hair gel for the day.

Hey Steve. Me and Susie tried hair gelling last night.

by Funnyaj22 April 17, 2023


I like your hair

They like your hair and want to run their fingers through it while cuddling and possibly firmly grabbing it while having hardcore but passionate sex.

Person 1 "I like your hat." - Person 2 "Thanks I like your hair."

by Someguy6120 April 17, 2021