table rocked

The sickness one acquires after eating anything, no matter how safe it seems... at table rock cafe at boise state campus.

Symptoms include: Indigestion, diarrhea, upset stomach, just feeling like shit.

Cure: drinking ridiculous amounts of coors or corona with lime.

"Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I was getting table rocked."
"What's wrong bay? are you table rocked?"

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Whine rock

Every song REM or Michael Stipe ever sang.

Person A: oh I love this song

(“Myeh Myeh Myevery Booody hurts” plays on the radio)
Person B: Don’t ear rape me with your bull shit Whine Rock.

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Math Rock

A term coined by @trans_zero on Twitter, meaning crack cocaine so high quality it will take tons of math to figure out how much you’ll make selling it.

Damn, Chris started selling math rock a week ago, he’s still doing the math on his first sale

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Molly Rock

When someone is so high off a drug (in this case molly) they begin to either side to side or back and forth. Usually a peaceful motion.

Yeah bro, I got so high I started Molly Rocking the other day.

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Rock Boredom

The level of boredom that is so extreme, you begin doing things that are entirely shameful and embarrassing. Sounds the same as "Rock bottom" in a Jersey accent, anyway.

You've officially hit rock boredom, buddy.

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Rock Crusader

A person who supports the Rock Crusade movement, generally a mosher, punk, emo, etc, someone who likes Rock music in general. Started my a mysterious and dashing young rocker from Berkshire. Members of the movements call themselves "Rock Crusaders". Often seen wearing black t-shirts sporting the slogan and guitar motif of the movement.

I like your rock crusader t-shirt

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Woos Rock

Pretty much the same as emo

Bands like Hollow Flame andFuneral For A Friend play this crap.

Thye have sad depressing lives in which they write crappt lyrics and spike their hair up so they look like poons and homoerotics

"Woos Rock sucks ass dude!"
"Scott sucks ass dude!"

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