Got ur ears on?

Are you able to speak/text freely right now regarding sensitive information, often illegal; such as a drug deal.

U got ur ears on?
No. My wife is next to me.

Ok. Got news 4 ya.

Ur caveman a gay man

The upmost destructive insult ever made by man. Every time this word is said angels fall from above and the sun gets a mile closer to earth.

Frank- ur mom gay lol
Gary- ur caveman a gay man
Frank-*erased from existence and the earth gets hotter

ur dad lol

an absolute idiot, and a scaredy-cat! they're weak and pathetic should have gone to get the milk.

I hate ur dad lol
fr they're such a wank stain!

what’s ur W?

A common expression used to express the curiosity of what someone is doing. Similar to asking “wyd”, or “what’s plots,” in a more elegant and sophisticated matter.

I’m gonna go get drunk at mimosas rn; What’s ur W?

What’s ur W tn?

ur not joe biden

u are not that guy or ur not “hollywood”

friend: oh i didn’t see ur message
me: bru ur not joe biden stfu

Rahim Ur Mubashir

A1 ager theke Better rebuild korte parbe?

Rahim Ur Mubashir is saul good man

Ur mum gae

A nuclear-level comeback from an insult

B: you’re a disappointment to your parents
J:ur mum gae
B: I’m gonna go use option E now