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Someone more overt and sold out to Jesus than you.
Don, my friend, you have been carrying around that Bible and going to church a lot. Are you becoming a Jesus freak?
God like form of grand Master obama
"Obama Jesus will strike you down"
When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.
Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.
Something reprehensible or extraordinarily wrong.
Stealing money from a children's charity is un-jesus.
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stands for Jesus Christ Insert Testicals in Sex sike naw.
When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)
I just pulled out a Jesus card.
Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.
Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.
Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!