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(noun) when a person's body hair is visibly present, and continuous, from their neckline, down their back, and into the intergluteal cleft (or, in layman's terms, "ass crack"). Backass Hair is especially distinguished by its thickness of dark, coarse body hair.
Did you see Jamie's backass hair? It's so thick, you could probably braid it down her back!
It's the one long remaining hair on your boyfriend ends nuts after he attempts to shave them
Omg babe... I thought you shaved..., I found a coconut hair on the bottom of your nuts
When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf
Aye Julian you have long hair syndrome ya know
When you are so scared that all your hair stands up on the back of your arms
“Omg I was so scared I was hair mongering”
The state of boredom, dislike, or displeasure a person experiences in between periods of changing their hair color, cut, or style. Can be used to describe the uncomfortable "grow-out" wait after a bad haircut, or recovery time after a damaging dye job.
I've been in hair purgatory ever since that stylist butchered my hair cut.
Andy Keenan is the hair around the hole that you just can't get rid of