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you know that already if you are reading this
Life is fucked up no matter where you are or when it is. It's always fucked up for multiple people.
A period in one's life, normally during their mid-20s (24-26), that they feel the need to impulsively make decisions, and need something to blame it on.
"I want that new sports car!"
"It's ok, I'm going through my Quater Life Crisis!"
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why is life suffering, i am in pain
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The quality of being brave; fearless; intrepidity; with a hint of retardation.
'Its time to go suck the dick of life!' before driving towards a hurricane.
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Jon: Yo b-train, what's your favorite song?
B-train: Texan Daily Life by The Pillows! They're so much better than The Fray.
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The diet pepsi of chronological crises. Striking at the 25-35yo demographic, who've realised that:
A) Those dreams of happiness that sustained them through high school and college will always remain fantasy no matter how much they earn OR
B) Their job at the local McDonalds isn't proving a satisfying career choice and maybe they shouldn't have slept through remedial maths.
Either way, common symptoms include a renewed passion for the pop music of their youth, dusting off the skateboard and considering "going pro", and the dating of underage skanks from the local high school to prove they still got it.
No point waiting till I'm 50 to be dissatisfied with life, bring on the retro hits and loose wimmin'!
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Used to explain ignorance that has been expressed through words or actions by another person.
China: Girl I thought Michael Jackson was still alive!
Bonny: Girl, get yo life! He's been dead since 2009.
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