When you’re banging a larger individual and leave right after the deed is done.
Brad: “Bro. Didn’t realize that chick was a pig so I had to hog run.”
When your laying in the road having a mid-day nap,and a car drives over you.
WHY that man is lying in the road like that. Did it look like a comfy place for an afternoon nap?
this is the 7th or 8th time hes been run over by that car, and we just didnt see the previous runnings-overings