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keep appendages away from one of the 'super toilets' when flushing. one could easily visualize self going right down!!
he jumped back in a super toilet panic when he heard the "jet taking off" sound!!
i found myself in a super toilet panic upon flushing same!!
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When you get a hangover on Super Bowl Monday not because of heavy drinking, but because of the excitement surrounding your team winning or losing.
It is possible to get a Super Bowl Hangover even if your team didn't go to the Super Bowl if you are easily excited.
John- Hey, where's Bill?
Bob- Oh, he's out today with a Super Bowl Hangover
John- But he didn't even have a beer!
Bob- Yeah, but the Packers won and he's from Wisconsin
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A specific process in which one person, preferably male, shits in their partner's left nostril, thereafter continuously sodomizing the remaining nostril until said shit "galoops" out at high velocity in a manner very similar to a "shit rocket." One hopes it will not hit one's left testicle.
Person 1: "I performed a super dooper pooper galooper last night, and barely dodged the projectile!"
Person 2: "Yeah, you're lucky, I attempted that procedure and it made a hole in my bed!"
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any non-traditional item used in a pinch to successfully scoop and dispose of dog feces.
When the dog pooped in front of that cop, its a good thing I had on that shirt your Grandmother gave me for Christmas, it was quite the super duper pooper scooper! Other examples would be newspaper, CD case, a sock, etc.
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Supppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer mario brothers twoooooooooooooooooo babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!- videogamedunkey on "Super Mario Bros. 2"
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Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes! is a phrase used to describe a conclusion that it so conclusive it concludes every problem known to man all at once, even the meaning of life. Sadly the only man ever to reach this Died from his shoulders exploding from the weight burdened on one who has come to a Super Conclusive Conclusive Conclusion, Yes!.
When saying Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes! pay close attention to the exclamation mark. The Yes must be yelled out or else it just means a Conclusion that is pretty swell.
Thomas: "It all makes sense now"
Dustin: "Ohh noo! Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes!"
Thomas: "(popping noise)"
Dustin: "WHY GOD, WHY"
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Super Mario 3D World is fun
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