October 6-12 is the week you get to grope anyone dick
I canβt wait till its National dick grope week
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April 21st or 4/21 is National Drug Test Day.
Boss1: I want to fire Jeff, but I need a good reason.
Boss2: We should drug test him the day after 4/20.
Boss1: What's our reason for the drug test?
Boss2: It's National Drug Test Day.
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On April 14, single or taken, you can grab anyones breasts with no consequences.
its okay April, its national titty grab day so stop complaining
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Oct17 is national pop a tit day
βWhen is national pop a tit day againβ β it oct 17 silly oneβ
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April 15 go up to a girl slap their pussy cause why not
Its national slap pussy day my dudes
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National fuck a girl day is on December 6 where you get to have sex to celebrate December 6 and the end of no nut November by creaming your girls pussy.
Oh yes itβs itβs National Fuck a Girl day December 6 time to invite my girl over ;)
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On April 11, the day before national grab ass day, one of the fucking dumb tests for all middle school and freshman. Everyone fails this test and a passing score is under 40%. Itβs super ducking gay. People should get rid of it
Damn, I failed the National STAAR test day test. That shit harder than my uncircumcised dick.