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National dick grope week

October 6-12 is the week you get to grope anyone dick

I can’t wait till its National dick grope week

by Ass slapping October 3, 2019

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National Drug Test Day

April 21st or 4/21 is National Drug Test Day.

Boss1: I want to fire Jeff, but I need a good reason.

Boss2: We should drug test him the day after 4/20.
Boss1: What's our reason for the drug test?
Boss2: It's National Drug Test Day.

by Darth Papaw April 20, 2017

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


National Titty Grab Day

On April 14, single or taken, you can grab anyones breasts with no consequences.

its okay April, its national titty grab day so stop complaining

by School Holidays April 12, 2018

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


National pop a tit day

Oct17 is national pop a tit day

β€œWhen is national pop a tit day again” β€œ it oct 17 silly one”

by Suck my hug October 17, 2020

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


National slap pussy day

April 15 go up to a girl slap their pussy cause why not

Its national slap pussy day my dudes

by Ballzdeepsinatoaster69 April 12, 2019

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


National Fuck a Girl day

National fuck a girl day is on December 6 where you get to have sex to celebrate December 6 and the end of no nut November by creaming your girls pussy.

Oh yes it’s it’s National Fuck a Girl day December 6 time to invite my girl over ;)

by National Fuck a Girl day November 7, 2019

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National STAAR test day

On April 11, the day before national grab ass day, one of the fucking dumb tests for all middle school and freshman. Everyone fails this test and a passing score is under 40%. It’s super ducking gay. People should get rid of it

Damn, I failed the National STAAR test day test. That shit harder than my uncircumcised dick.

by IHateSTAARS April 10, 2018