kill time

The act of pressing the snooze button on your alarm clock. (The first time it goes off)

Teacher: Why are you late, Jacob?
Jacob: I was having a dream about some hot bitch and then my alarm went off. What did I do? I killed time.
Teacher: How do you manage to "Kill Time," Jacob?
Jacob: Stupid Bitch.

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man time

when a man wants time in the company of only himself or other members of the male species.

Key man time activities are games console playing, beer drinking, eyebrow plucking, chest waxing, porn watching, todger inspection, mirror posing, sport watching, pube counting, pile poking and many more.

Man time can also be used as a cover story for general sleazebag behaviour and cheating.

Here's my credit card, why don't you go and buy yourself something nice whilst I get a bit of man time in.

Hey won't your girlfriend wonder where you are? no, she thinks I'm having man time, she won't suspect a thing!

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Miller Time

The time when your doing something or about to do something for a boy or girl with the last name Miller.

Boy1: Its Miller time for Matt after the game! *zipper sound effect"
Girl1: Yeah, thats what he things.....*scarcasim*

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mid-time

it is when someone comes to a program when it is half-finished. Usually used in the phrase ' at the mid-time'. Not to be confused with 'mid-term'.

I reached the venue at the mid-time and it turned out to be a mere waste of time for me.

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baba time

strong barbarian from d2

baba time you are strong

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me-time

Expression for which young asian space kid women express intense curiosity.

Hey Clint (entirely fictionnal caracter), what is me-time??

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Cowboy Time

17.52

Pete: "What time is it?"

Roy: "Seventeen fifty two"

Pete: "Cowboy Time!"

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