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The act of flashing one's breast.
Dude, did you see Janet Jackson wip a tit at the super bowl?
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One who's breasts resemble those of a donkey
"Whoa! She's got donkey tits!"
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The most ungodly tits imaginable, upon seeing them one denies the idea of intelligent design. Picture a deflated balloon containing many small chicken bouillon cubes in place of a woman's breast.
Guy 1: "Yo, did you here about Roger, he slept with Sarah Cronin last night".
Guy 2: "You mean the girl with the Beef-tip-tits?"
Guy 1: "Yea they found him laying dead in his bathtub with a toaster this morning."
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Originally this term was assigned to women suffering from a mammary defecation but in recent years it has been used for both women and men as a term of endearment.
Sweetheart can you be sure to drop off my cardigan at the cleaners? A homeless man threw a bag of feces at me while yelling “Shit Tits Mcgee” at the top of his lungs.
the female counterpart of "cock and ball torture"
Jessica: "damn my doctor just performed boob and tit torture on me"
anon: "you sure he didn't just rape you?"
Tits should be bigger than the stomach on a woman and smaller than the stomach on a man
The tit to stomach ratio is way off
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A word used for anything and everything.
Damnit Bob, i just got a corndog tit dick in my tire.
Well you better get it out you corndog tit dick!