A synonym for smoking the devils lettuce
Hey bro you wanna go water boarding at Guantanamo bay?
A term referring to how golf courses do not seem to fall under the same restrictions as regular consumers who sometimes have little or no water pressure.
There will never be any impact on golf course water rights because the ultra-wealthy would have nowhere to go and nothing to do if their well manicured golf courses weren’t lush and began to turn a most unpopular brown.
An expression used to describe somebody who isn't mentally stable or isn't very intelligent.
See also - not playing with a full deck, a few bricks shy of a load, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer
Nothing my neighbor says makes any sense. He's not rowing with both oars in the water.
Lanchester water treatment plant is a large cleaning facility located in the mundane village of Lanchester in the North East of England. It is the most exciting part of this bone-dry ghost town and is a big tourist attraction, bringing in 4 of Lanchester's 5 tourists last year. This plant provides clean water for the populous as well as give jobs to the homeless bums which haunt the street corners. There is an urban myth that if you scream "kushty lad" three times, the local kiddy-diddler will appear at the fence claiming it wasn't his bitmoji.
"Oh I went to Lanchester water treatment plant, yeah it fucking sucks!"
a way for someone to say im going to drown myself
“Want to see me move water?”
“I can move water, you want to see?”
A threesome with two girls and one guy. The guy is eating out the first girl while the second girl inserts a strap on into the guys anus.
William was pleasantly surprised when he was derby Kansas water towered last night.
i made a water bottle machine gun
john, its been three months