What the hap is fuckening

That point of exasperation where you cannot form normal sentences anymore.

So much has been going on at school lately that all I can say is what the hap is fuckening?!

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Whats the capital of Thailand

bangkok

the capital of whats the capital of thailand is: bangkok *slaps dick hard*

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What happen to dad?

he died.

John: What happen to dad?
Bob: He died.

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know what it is yea

the lead up to a lame excuse, the sentence said by someone who owes you money but doesnt pay it back when you ask him to.

1:dya have that £75 you owe me?
2:YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS YEA, i havent been paid yet, i gave money to my mum, i got robbed in the street, give me till friday, i went in2 my house to get it but i instead walked out with a bowl of rice nd no money

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What's Up Phase

The awkward time between a "hi" and actual conversation while chatting online to your crush where you're trying to figure out what the heck the other person is doing without being a stalker.

*On FaceBook*

Kid 1: "Hi"
Kid 1's Crush: "hey"
Kid 1: "what's up?"

*20 minutes later*

Kid 2: "you talking to (Kid 1's crush)?"
Kid 1: "I'm still at the what's up phase..."

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That’s what I like

A popular song that is used to torture a 17 year old gremlin child whose laugh took away Prince Philips last canonic life. This song has an amazing TikTok style clip.

Person 1: let’s have a look at YouTube
Person 2: why is there a clip of A little gremlin singing that’s what I like

Person 1: idk man let’s watch it
Person 3 (who watches said gremlin): please don’t-
Song: JUMP-
Person 3: immediately starts to lip sync

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what tha fuck

A term of exasperation used when all common sense seems to be thrown out the window.

What tha fuck? Why is there jewelry in the sugar jar?

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