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zoo tycoon 2

Zoo tycoon is the most epic game ever fucking made. It involves creating a zoo where you can have animals and peasants come to pay money just to see them. This is one of the only games that you can actually put a monkey in a desert habitat and watch as it tries to adapt. The best part is even though you can feed them, only liberals actually feed those fucktards. You can even buy slaves if you want.

Some kid: hey did you play zoo simulator
1337 gamer: dude what even is that Zoo tycoon 2 is where it’s at you filthy peasant
Some kid: I feel small compared to the vast gameplay and epic graphics of zoo tycoon.

by Trumpthecoolkidswagger March 20, 2019

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2 bags of Chips

Funny joke... HaHa

You're 2 bags of Chips

by InfiniteDraco March 5, 2021

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the 2 magical words

GIVE UP

When trying to get a girlfriend or boyfriend, use the 2 magical words.

by That Lego on the floor April 18, 2017

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pay 2 win

EA

Micro Transactions =Pay 2 Win= EA

by SmellyBoi February 27, 2018

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World war 2

A really bad argument

World war 2 broke out between me and brother

by FP.27 November 25, 2022

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2 mins child

Either a child cooked for 2 minutes (a meal) or a user 2 min’s child.

β€œ@2 min’s child darling I have done it”

β€œI’ll take a 2 mins child”

by Dwayne the rock cock johnson January 10, 2021

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2 damage with a pump

Definitely not ari. 2 damage with a pump

Person: Donald trump
Persob 2: 2 damage with a pump
#stolen

by β€’β€’β€’β€’Daddyβ€’β€’β€’β€’ April 30, 2019

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