Zoo tycoon is the most epic game ever fucking made. It involves creating a zoo where you can have animals and peasants come to pay money just to see them. This is one of the only games that you can actually put a monkey in a desert habitat and watch as it tries to adapt. The best part is even though you can feed them, only liberals actually feed those fucktards. You can even buy slaves if you want.
Some kid: hey did you play zoo simulator
1337 gamer: dude what even is that Zoo tycoon 2 is where itβs at you filthy peasant
Some kid: I feel small compared to the vast gameplay and epic graphics of zoo tycoon.
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Funny joke... HaHa
You're 2 bags of Chips
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When trying to get a girlfriend or boyfriend, use the 2 magical words.
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Either a child cooked for 2 minutes (a meal) or a user 2 minβs child.
β@2 minβs child darling I have done itβ
βIβll take a 2 mins childβ
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Definitely not ari. 2 damage with a pump
Person: Donald trump
Persob 2: 2 damage with a pump
#stolen
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