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literally so h0t just ask me out already
hint - my zodiac starts with a a
“hey Jesus Hernandez C ur annoying”
literally so h0t just ask me out already
hint - my zodiac starts with a a
“hey Jesus Hernandez C ur annoying”
Originated in Brighton UK
Being on your period
Menstruation
My girlfriend is losing her rag. She’s suffering for Jesus right now.
Raccoon Jesus is a nickname for current Los Angeles Kings captain Anze Kopitar. The name is probably based off of Anze Kopitar’s eyebags.
You see that goal Raccoon Jesus just pulled off?
Hell yeah! That was sweet!
what peter parker calls bucky barnes because of his long hair
tony stark: meet bucky and steve in the training room in ten minutes.
peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.
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A person in the 7th grade that likes to stare at burritos like they are jusus
Me: Oh my gosh Ellie Carter is totally Jesuseyeing that burrito
Ellie: Totally!!
Me: We should nickname him jesus eyes!