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Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick! is what a guy says to another guy when he wants the guy to jack off and suck his and other guy's cocks.
Matt often says "Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick!" when he wants me to jack off and suck the cocks of all the other guys in our pod!
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Whoever said it is automatically right and the recipient is wrong. If multiple people say it, then it acts as a +2 card in uno, it goes to the next person.
Person 1: Fishnets are not appropriate attire for Walmart.
Person 2: Suck my fat cock you dip shit.
A pertinent phrase to get across that you are a boss. General reserved for advanced female empowerment posturing.
“Hey, get down off the table...”
“Suck my pussy lips I’m Alice Mccall!”
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Another excuse for anyone who doesn't want to text you back.
Anonymous on yolo: How come you don't respond to my messages, but you respond to my Yolos.
Person on yolo: I'm sorry, "I really suck at texting people back."
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When a girl is so bangin that you would do anything to fuck her.
Dude she is so hot I would so suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit
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June 24th of every year is a day dedicated to sucking a girl's tits. Use this day to suck as many titties as you can possibly suck and motorboat as many bitches as you can.
Yo bro June 24th is coming up soon, you know what that means,SUCKING TITTIES DAYYYY!!! I cant wait till suck some titties day(June 24th)
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The best thing ever said. EVER.
no srsly
Guy "yo yo yo rock sucks because it ain't gangsta like us"
Me "Ummm...... okay".
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