when you come back from getting railed and your hair is super staticky and messed up
Prince: Afterward she had the worst case of rail hair
that wad/ball of hair at the bottom of the tub/sink when you get done doing your own hair.
*gets done doing hair* "Aww man! Look at the size of that hair child in the drain!"
When a individual of the preferred sex sits in the seat behind you in a car and deeply slowly and sexually runs there fingers through your hair
“Hey didn’t you hear? Max was getting hair from Vicky in the Volvo last night after the show. yeah and his boner was extreme”
-“no way, lucky duck.”
When you have ratchet, nappy, oily hair
Ramona why do you have homeless hair?