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1. Extreme halitosis (bad breath).
2. A person who suffers from extreme halitosis, to the point where the only logical explanation for such bad breath from a human being is that he/she uses dog shit for toothpaste.
Well, what do you expect, ass-mouth doesn't have time to brush his teeth because he's on the internet all the damn time.
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That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.
Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
"Johnny has Desert ass"
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A word popularized from one of the greatest movies ever office space. A term that means some makes a complete fool of themselves.
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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The act of laughing with such exuberance that one becomes involuntarily flatulent.
While falling victim to a toilet tackle I broke into an outrageous ass laugh!
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One who dominates another mans ass.
Can you go to the gym tonight, Bob? No sorry, my ass tyrant is going to call the butt pirates over.
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the flatting of ones ass after long periods of sitting, usually at a desk. hard, unpadded chairs usually do it. being on the computer for hours can cause it as well
after two weeks of sitting at her computer, Julie had total desk ass; it was flat as a pancake
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A person who has been conceived and born in an unwed gay man's anus.
I hate that guy, he's a complete ass-bastard.
So your dads aren't married? That'd make you an ass-bastard, huh?
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