Random
Source Code
Random
A person who is an extreme meanie. He is usually gay but constantly consists that he is heterosexual. If you know someone named Alex, make sure to dab on their grave
Person1: "Wow. That person is such an Alex."
Person2: "I know right?"
Alex's are VERY kind and loving. If your friends with an Alex, make sure you keep them they always lighten the mood and make life in general funnier and worth living. NEVER get on an Alex's bad side, while it can be VERY hard, it is still possible and you will regret your life if you do so... But if you are on an Alex's good side, then your with the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented and handsomest ;) person ever and completely perfect man in the world! An Alex usually has one big hobby that he loves and is usually bad at one school subject (most of the time math..) An Alex is the best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Alex can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alex is just flawless. BUT if you're not careful with an Alex, you may find yourself falling in love with him! <3
I love Alex, I wish I was his girlfriend.
Someone who likes a boy named Anthony, has glasses but is a nerd and ugly and sucks at basketball
“You’ve seen Alex?”
“Ew thankfully not”
The very first bitch in recorded in history. The first version of the Bible recorded a man named Alex who was condemned to be the worlds greatest bitch. The name Alex is a basic everyday bitch. A great 15th century author who is unknown wrote a book referencing the Worlds greatest unnatural phenomenon the birth of Alex the legendary bitch. The only works found was titled Alex is a bitch
Your being a real big Alex today
Alex is the other word for perfection. Enchanting blue as the sea drank, a beautiful smile. To his loved ones he is a hell of a valuable person you can always trust, but to strangers he can be rude, even vulgar. Alex is a playboy - he can have any girl he wants, but likes one that he will never have.
Paola:Alex you're so beautiful 😻
Alex: F*ck, just shut up
A person who epitomizes ‘young and dumb’ in nearly every way. They will start a conflict and try to frame you for being a douche, expecting their two faced and highly judgmental demeanor to help them coast through life on the backs of those they deems unworthy.
Unworthy of what? Unworthy of being better than an Alex, in any way, even if it is because she wishes she was a guy and you are one. But don’t let this insecurity make you think Alex’s aren’t entitled, but more so, don’t tell an Alex that they seem entitled in anyway. They tend to be very proud of their humility, because they ever have to be near someone they perceive as lesser, and to them, this is a feat of willpower, perseverance and modesty.
Dude, that Alex chick gave me a bj in the bathroom
Yeah, she filed a restraining order on me for trying to take her on a date first.
Shoulda just let Alex do what Alex wants, don’t you know they all think they cut the Gregorian knot?
the best guy who can bag you any day !!!
he's the coolest and funniest, probably has a big SCHLONG. be nice to him and you're immediately his best friend, don't hesitate to talk to this dude he's great!!!!! MAKE SURE TO GIVE HIM A HEADBAND TOO!!! coolest guy and your best friend so take good care of him cause he's going to be around for a while
person 1: yo who's that
person 2: that's Alex, he's cool
person 1: hey he's kinda ho-
person 2: shut up