mrs bean

the smart sexy funny beautiful wife of mr. bean who is overlooked because she’s not as stupid as him. deserves more recognition

i saw mr bean’s wife mrs bean reciting all the numbers of pi. truly one of the smartest women out there.

Titty Beans

Used as a reference for the nipples.

Bryan - "Damn that girl's titty beans are popping!"
Josh - "They sure are!"

poppin a bean

is wen u popp a bean

oh! u scared mi I almost popped a bean. poppin a bean

Nick da bean

That one really spicy bean in your burrito. That motherfucker. Also a really fucking annoying person.

He's a Nick da bean alright. that little motherfucker.

saggy bean

A bean like shaped vagina that smells like peas

"Wow the girl I slept with last night had a saggy bean!"

saggy bean

A bean shaped vagina, that smells like peas.

"The girl I slept with had a saggy bean"
"Wow that's not common"

Mexican jumping bean

A Mexican who has jumped over the border into the US to seek refuge and leave Mexico

guy 1: hey did you see that dude jump the border

guy 2: yeah bro, that's a Mexican jumping bean right there