A bird bath is when someone walks in on you masturbating, forcing you to quickly stick your member back in your pants as you blow your load, leaving a sticky mess all over your "Bird".
Fuck dude, you made me give myself a bird bath when you walked in on me earlier.
The act of shitting in a urinal
Hey Depo, all the stalls were full so I had to bird bath the urinal.
Washing your penis in the sink.
Kevin: Yeah, I was tryna get a blowjob so I went and took a bird bath.
When you pull out during sex and your cum fills up their belly button.
"She wasn't best impressed when I 'Bird Bathed' her last night."
A man (or woman) who has an extreme talent at acquiring women, most likely plays lacrosse or hockey. You can spot these phenomenon's at the rink, field, bars or anywhere else there is a high population of well known birds in the area.
"Yo dude, did you hear about the nations #1 bird exterminator?"
"No, but I saw him at the bar chirping an absolute 10. Looks like he acquired the kill"
when sum one continualsy disses his boi/bros for a female on a continuse basias....also if he argues with he bring his badd mood with him when meeting his brooz
when a sed bro ik leaving his bros qi sh ya mm every 5 seconds to chase his bird around atrium ..therfore hs is known as a bird dier
Damage to garden plants inflicted by bean wreckers. Common occurrence in the Niagara region.
My garden experienced the worst bird damage this year from bean wreckers since I started planting it.