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An enema to cause soft serve shat when constipated.
I had to use the ole ice cream maker after eating that tomahawk steak last night!
If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.
I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.
Muckers cream is a foul thick brown poo like substance which is featured on dick&doms bungalow.
You fancy a bit of muckers cream mate.
well… how do you do it?
-Gordon ramsey: HOW IN THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU BURN ICE CREAM!?
American gamer slang for telling someone they need to calm down and stop seething. Can be used as an alternative to "Mald" or "Malding"
Bro, you need to De-cream a little, you're losing it.
You're seething right now, could you De-cream a little?
The magic potion that will cure any ailment
Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"
Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"
Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*