When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
Food is delicious. When you eat it, you become delicious too. Without food, you would not be delicious and anyone who wanted to could eat you whenever they felt like it.
Yum. That Dead Horse Vibe was delicious. Too bad it didn't eat any food, I got a meal. Muahahaha.
So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch
Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!
February the 2nd is where Discord's Dead Chat Day starts.
Dead Chat Day is a day where (almost) all of people's server chats go "kind of" dead.
It says (almost) because not all servers will be affected by Dead Chat Day and will be kept strong.
1. The server is dead and it's February 2... it's Dead Chat Day!
2. I wish it wasn't Dead Chat Day...
3. Dead Chat Day? I never knew there was such a thing!
A groupchat on twitter formed by phandom members which became a huge mistake.
"Wow did you hear about Dead Eggs new website?"
"Yes they're really extra."
one of the sexist misfits, big cock, doesn’t give a fuck about anything
have you heard of september is dead? he’s so sexy
A turd that never fully flushed down, and instead was left floating in the bowl like a dead man in the water.
Dude, I left a dead Dutchman in the toilet after eating that bean and cheese burrito earlier.