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The person that’s throws this up is a total badass.
“Damn, he’s so valid for throwing up ring finger down”
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Suffering really painful bad luck.
Overslept the job interview, the fridge shit the bed during the night so I got no food left, and the big screen tv blew the tube - it's not even noon and I'm already ten dogs down.
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A fellatio technique where the giver is cupping and massaging the testicles and moving the fingers as if the person was playing a saxophone upside down.
"She looks like she is playing an upside-down saxophone with that guys cock."
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Giving a girls head, kissing her pussy lips
I give my girl kisses down low all the time
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The male act of going to the toilet for a wee,piss, number 1, lag, etc but sitting down to complete the act instead of conforming to the standard rules of standing up. This should only be used on rare occasions as a treat so that it doesn't become common place.
Iain: "Where you going Rob?
Rob: "I'm off to treat myself to a sit down wee!"
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When somebody is acting liking a debbie downer, but is being retarded about it
Bill: Wow, the score is 12-11. It looks like its going to lose this game.
Matt: Wow, we're only down one point. You're being a real Debbie down syndrome
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Browning the house down is a very complex plan that takes action at a large party. (Graduation, birthday, etc) First of all you must not shit starting at least 3 days before the party while eating food like Taco Bell and taco johns. Get about 5 people to do this. Now when the day of the party comes you and your five friends must disappear in the middle of the party to the bathroom. You didn't forget the laxatives did you?! Of course fucking not! That's the most important part! Now once all six of you have downed a good amount of laxatives it's time to clog that toilet! Stuff one roll of 4 ply toilet paper down that shitter maybe two if you're feeling crazy. Can you feel that? That's the laxatives kicking in! Now you and your buddies must take turns shitting in that clogged ass toilet. After that is over flush that fucker and run! Watch as the owner of the house freaks out as shit water comes seeping out under the door. Congrats you have officially browned the house down!
Person 1: Hey man did you hear about bills party next week?
Person 2: Hell yeah! You wanna brown the house down?
Person 1: Totally I'll text some people and tell them not to take a shit for a while.
Person 2: sweet I'll bring the laxatives!
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