drop a chad off at the pool

Taking a shit in a public pool.

Jabroni 1: "Hey, wanna go to the pool real quick?"
Jabroni 2: "We don't have any swimsuits though."
Jabroni 1: "What? I just wanna drop a chad off at the pool."

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head like a dropped pie

Australian slang for an unattractive face.

A pie dropped on the ground is an unattractive mess. As is an ugly face.

Bloke 1: Check out the tits on that chick!!! Sonya!
Bloke 2: Yeah, but she's got a head like a dropped pie. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

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Dropped the ball on my ass

To forget to do something important on-time, like an assignment

I totally had an assignment due last night and I didn't remember until now - I totally dropped the ball on my ass.

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to drop the kids off at the pool

to shit and or take a poop in the toilet and or to masterbate into the toilet

tori, i need to drop the kids off at the pool.

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pop 'em and drop 'em

to act as if you are a potential boyfriend/girlfriend JUST to have sex with them... then never talking to them again.

"i don't know what to do, zach... i dont LIKE them, i just want to FUCK them..."
"dude... just pop 'em and drop 'em"
"haha dudee.... i will... CHER! we need your help!"

cher: "i'm on my way..."

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Child Drop-off Box

When you adopt a child from another country, but you end up not wanting it, simply throw it in the child drop-off box (also known as an airplane back to the kid's home country). Dont forget to leave a note!

Guy - So, hows that Chinese kid you got doing?

Buddy - Well, we found out he had mental problems, so we threw him in the child drop-off box.

Guy - Good idea...

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you dropped your dime

You lost your hot girlfriend

"You dropped your dime, I'm about to pick it up for you."

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