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All the hip dads use when they’re shit at making friends.
Cool Dad 1: I use Facebook!
No.
a website for old dementia riddled people to post unfunny minion memes and ai slop of jesus, horrible looking poor people and obviously fake statues and vehicles "made by hand" and think its real
greg: have you ever been on facebook before?
bob: no im not a fucking 200 year old dying puddle
a place where morons become famous.
School is boring, go to facebook instead.
an app filled with 40-year-old dads who think dead fish they are about to eat is an "aesthetic".
-Hey dad, what do you post on Facebook?
-Oh, I just post fishing stuff I edited using capcut.
-Dad wtf
(verb) using a book to hit the face of sb with great force
jim apologised for facebook-ing tony
A creepy website that shows Urban Dictionary your friends list and than they tell you to creepily give your Facebook friend a masturbate mug. The Facebook founder should be in Jail for more than just forever.
Hey! Alejandro did you here about how creepy Facebook is.
Alejandro: Yeah! Facebook sucks.