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shake the hand of the unemployed

For males who are not getting sex on a regular basis, when they go to the toilet to take a piss and when they finish, shake their penis to get off the last few drops of pee. That action is shaking the hand of the unemployed.

Arnold asked Helen where the toilet was, as he needed to go shake the hand of the unemployed.

by Ethal The Frog September 24, 2013

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soapy the hand puppet

To masturbate in the shower.

He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.

by cementshoes November 19, 2006

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Pimp MJ hand

The act of jizzing on your hand then slapping a girls face

"yo man my chick moans to much, so i gave her my Pimp MJ hand

by RPpanda May 23, 2010

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Second-hand Snot

As second-hand smoke comes from smokers, 'second-hand snot' comes from sneezers. It can be more disgusting especially if it clings to clothing or hair like cigarette smoke does.

Turn away when you sneeze, you're getting second-hand snot all over the food!

by Medicine Man Dusty October 23, 2010

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Walt Disney Hands

to have the hands that you would expect Walt Disney to have

"Kate, keep your Walt Disney Hands off of me." - AVI

by iwantnewhands October 9, 2019

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Lay down the hand.

A laying down of a hand is a phrase that represents physical force use to coerce or as retribution.

The whore was not paid so the pimp had to lay down the hand.

by limitofone July 27, 2009

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shity hand grenade

when a woman is preforming the art of felacio and trys to stick her finger in your ass hole, you shit in her hand, and while she is looking at the shit in her hand you kick her in the back of the head hard enough to make her face hit her shity hand with enough force to make the poop shrapnel atomize and cover a wide area

jessica was sucking freds dick and stuck her finger is his ass....fred shat in that bitchs hand and roundhoused her in the back of the head....there was shit everywhere....stupid bitch wont try that again after that shity hand grenade

by c_mac November 15, 2007

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