1. A joke punishment to counter someone about to do something stupid
2. A genuine response from someone who thinks an individual needs to seek the lord for purity and innocence for what they did
1. I swear if you hit me one more time I will send you to Jesus, up in the clouds out of this world
2.Bro you need to get sent to Jesus why are you so dirty minded?
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A weird kid. He always thinks everyone likes him. He usually goes on the dark web to buy weird stuff.
He is Him. He’s stronger, faster, smarter. Bro solos all of fiction and non-fiction. He transcends that which is us. He is just that guy.
Guy: Bro Naruto no diffs Luffy.
Guy 2: But can he beat Goku?
Guy 3: The fact they all got nothing on Jesus says a lot doesn’t it?
Guy: Wdym?
Guy 3: Jesus Solos in his sleep 😴
Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
extremely thicc cat, loves booty rubs can open drawers cabinets and doors, has an owner named heaven and can pray to them and they will answer your prayer.
DAMN THAT CATS A THICC BOIII
damn your right must be a Jesus cat
Just a nickname. Sometimes it continues to ridiculous lengths.
Btw hi Kii and Jesus. Nice to see ya
#You are not the only one Kaz
#jesus jungkook for life
When you jizz with no control, even though she said she’s not on birth control.
Yo dude, I just Jesus's spizzim , she did tell me she’s not on birth control; I just couldn’t help it.