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an average joe, usually white, who thinks he is the next Jackie Chan
"There is broken shit everywhere. Why the hell would you try an ariel kick next to the china cabinet, your such a tae kwon joe!"
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When a man sees another man sleeping and pulls down his pants and puts his ass next to the sleeping man's face. Then another person takes a picture of this and sends it to everyone.
I just gave Evan a Joe Quist Handshake while he was passed out!
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(Noun) It is a method of seduction that consists of making sure to be in the same close geographical location as the target for the seduction. Can be executed by any being of the animal kingdom.
“Just be there. No matter where he goes, be there. If he gets a drink, be there. If he talks to his friends, be there. At the end of the night, be there. It’s called the Joe Biden.” - Winston Bishop
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Billie Joe Armstrong is a very talented musician. He is the lead singer and guitar player for the punkrock band Green Day (formerly known as Sweet Children), he can also play the harmonica, the mandolin, the drums, the piano and the saxophone. Son of Andy and Ollie (Olivia?) Armstrong, married to Adrienne Nesser, has two children, Joseph Marciano and Jakob Danger. The other members of Green Day are Tré Cool (Frank Edwin Wright III) and Mike Dirnt (Mike Pritchard); Green Day are a punkrock band that recently released the succesful album "American Idiot", but is remembered by true fans also for albums such as Kerplunk, Dookie and Insomniac.
Billie Joe is considered by many rather attractive, which is why so many definitions here just say "OmiGOD, Billie Joe is so HAWT!". Those people are mostly posers and you shouldn't pay that much attention to them.
Person 1:"OmiGod! billy jo is so freaking hawt!"
Person 2: "Er... hello, I believe he is famous cause he is a talented musician?And it's spelt billie joe armstrong
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when a girl liks your dick all around like 500 times
"Yo, Louie your girl gave me a sloppy Joe. It was good"
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Acknowledgement that, no matter what the task, the person appointed will accomplish it.
Person 1-"How is Tim going to stop that nuclear bomb?"
Person 2-"I have no idea, but he will, because no one messes with Joe."
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A very common name. So popular in fact that people think of this name when trying to come up with a name on the spot.
Rodney: What's your favorite charactor in Harry Potter?
Kid who's never read happy potter: uhhhhhh Billy Bob Joe.
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