dehydrated meat curtains

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...

Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.

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dead meat on the tracks

The act of getting your penis stuck in a zipper after urinating.

Ooh, that bled more than dead meet on the tracks.

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The Massachusetts Meat Grinder

Executed after having skin removed from your dick after a shitty blowjob, then smacking your bloody dick across your partners face.

After Nate Ross gave Kloss bad head, he gave him the Massachusetts Meat Grinder.

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the midnight meat train

a misconception of something dirty, its accually a movie staring Leon Kauffman, released august 7 2008.

"Hey wanna watch the midnight meat train"
"Yea what kind of porno is it"
"its not a porno its a movie staring Leon Kauffman."

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Beat your Meat

Masterbation in an up and down motion.(preformed by male or females willing to do it for you.)

Marcus almost got caught beating his meat.

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Meat Ball Splash

During the act of rough oral or deep throat, it is when the man receiving is suprised with a spash of self gratitude when the female regergitates on his member. {This can also happen when the splasher is either ill or highly intoxicated, which makes it that much better.}

Paul was supprised when his girl from the Super-Fresh store gave him a meat ball splash for free.

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meat planet

A planet or location which all women love, where there is all kinds of fresh "male meat" ready to be yours

The bar last night was a real meat planet - there were good-looking guys everywhere.

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