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What happens to a man when he spills a beer on his crotch.
Bob got a severe case of the beer nuts leaving the party with a roadie when he saw the red and blue lights behind him.
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1)When the nuts of a man start to sag because he is getting to old to have nice none saggy nuts
2)When your ex-boyfriend starts going out with your bestfriend, this man is sag nuts.
Jamie-You wouldnt believe what just happened
Lauren-What? Tell me!
Jamie-My ex-boyfriend and my best friend are together.
Lauren-O my gosh, what a sag nuts
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~ When you Look down between your legs and see a boulder ~
Guess what came in the Mail today?
Deez Nuts!
Ha Got it!
Ha Got it!
Hahaha!
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what came in the mail today
Guess what came in the mail today!!!
What???
deez nuts!!!
What flavor???
STRAWBERRY!!!
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A crazy white person, can be male or female, who is completely bat shit crazy. To recognize a female Nut Cracker please note the following description: They have loud, abrasive voices, smeared eye makeup from crying and broken cell phones from fights with their significant others (usually a male Nut Cracker). They may also have what is commonly referred to as a "tramp stamp" on their lower back with their significant other's name as the design.
The male Nut Cracker can be more elusive and harder to find. He can usually be spotted fist-pumping his way through blaring techno at the "hottest" club while screaming at his girlfriend on his brand-new Iphone. Although hard to identify, listen closely for telling sounds such as "I told you I was busy, you crazy bitch!" or "You're a whore, you crazy bitch!" He is usually communicating with a female Nut Cracker.
Both types are considered dangerous and normal people should proceed with caution.
That chick you were with last night? Total Nut Cracker. Did you see her throw her cell phone at her boyfriend because he was talking to the female bartender? Freaking CRAZY!
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When your GF catches you spanking it.
My drunk ass girlfriend fell asleep so I started jerking it and she nut busted me, I told her to get the fuck out and let me finish.
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An ailment afflicted upon those who leave Nair Hair Removal products on their testicles to long. It often involves burning, itching, and general discomfort in the groin area.
Geez, I left that Nair on my balls for six minutes, I was only supposed to leave it on for one! Now I've got Nair Nuts...
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