One this very important day, all emo Goth/alternative presenting whores/thots get access to unlimited Montser Energy drinks, My Chemical Romance Tickets and a hair dye of their choice.
I canβt wait until National Goth Emo Thot Day(October 14)
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october 31 also known as halloween is national fuck your neighbor day, we goin be outside anyway so might aswell knock on their door and be like "can i eat your chocolate" him- "ya here are some snickers and twix" you-"not those'' and then push him in his house and lock the door and go to his room and fuck him.
someone- 'what r u doing for halloween' me-its october 31 national fuck your neighbor day so i finna fuck him wbu'
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october 18 national take alexs hoddie day :) the fucking hoddie :) bet
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Joe: Yo dog, whatβs the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.
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October 23 tell your crush you like them
October 23 national tell your crush you like them day you βhey since itβs October 23 I will finally tell you I like youβ
October 21 National Make it with your ex day it is your chance to kiss hir or him
October 21 National make out with your ex day
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You: hey I like you
Crush: uhhh
Hey itβs October 27th national tell your crush you like them day!!!
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