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when someone farts, and the smell of it smells like a mix of blood piss and jizz. this usually happens after anal sex in both men and women. More commonly used in messaging as ABJPF.
"Andrew that's a nasty anal blood jizz piss fart!"
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Your Fuxing mad at someone like
Person 1 (bully): Hey hey hey, its him agai-
Person 2 (Bullied): geez stop Your Pissing me Off
also remember to get a YOUR PISSING ME OFF mug for your girlfriend Yaoyorozu
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if you are being constantly bitched at you have to "piss down your leg" so you don't make any nose when you pee because you might get bitched at for that too.
My girlfriend is always bitching at me, I pretty much have to piss down my leg so that doesn't make her mad too.
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Origins of this saying come from the late 2014s deep within the hearts of the Canadian metropolis cold Toronto. Founder of this very catchy curse phrase well known among his friends and a pillar to his communities and other communities, knew right away what he had done, putting those four words together started the beginning of a new era, A New World even. ... Thank you Dr Dylan ..
I salute you and the mighty Ocean unicorn. narwhals
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April 12th is “Piss On Homeless People Day!”
Prank all of your local homeless losers by pissing on them during this wacky day!
1: Yo wanna go piss on some homeless people?
2: Of course, and it’s ok because it’s Piss On Homeless People Day!
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a slang term for taking a wizz or urinating
Brian had to pee, so he told everyone that it was time to slap the piss out of the head of the family
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When someone is so incompetent that they quite literally couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery
Person 1: "Ere, look at 'im ovver yonder"
Person 2: "does tha mean malc?"
Person 1: "Ay, that's 'im"
Person 2 "Ay, dunt trust 'im, 'e couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery"
Person 1: "Ta, fer that advice"
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