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The act of having sex with a tomato sauce covered penis.
I gave my girl the old hot pocket last night.
A word used to describe someone who is very cute and kissable. The person can be so hot that, if you took a bit of them, they might burn your tongue.
“You are as hot as a hot pocket.”
“Come inside me”, is what one might say to a hot pocket.
Person 1: Why did the whole 4th street die of STD's?
Person 2: I heard 3rd street gang sent a hot pocket and they ran a train on her.
When you have Buffalo sauce on your hand and finger a girl without wiping the sauce off.
“That hot pocket my boyfriend gave me was painful but really sexy”
When you fart in bed and lift the sheets just enough so the smell hits your significant other right in the face. At the moment of impact you sing “Hot Pocket” like the jingle from the commercials.
“You wanna Dutch oven me?! I’ll hit you with a Hot Pocket when you least expect it!”
“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”
When a guy finishes very fast. The sex is less than 5 minutes .
That guy I just had sex with is a Hot Pocket
When you place Saran wrap in your partner's mouth and then you s*** into their mouth that is a "Hot Pocket"
My girlfriend let me give her a Hot Pocket last night this one tasted like s*** for real !