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Originating some time in Jackson Wilson’s early highschool days, stemming from the green bean photo that says “uh oh you frickin moron, you just got beaned!”, Beaning is a way of life.
Victim: “I’m bored”
Jackson: “Hi bored, I’m Jackson. Beaned!”
Victim: “Fuck you cunt!”
Jackson: “Who is you cunt and why do you want me to fuck them? Beaned.”
There’s many other styles of beaning but these are the most common.
similar to nutting, except you are allot more bored (see Quaranbean)
A- "want to hang out"
B-"nah, ive got some serious beaning to do"
when you go behind someone, your take off there clothing and yours too, you take 4 cans of Heinz beans and dump it on them and make sure you get every craves, then you jerk them off until they pass out
man if you don't stop this stupidity ima start beaning you
man if you don't stop this stupidity ima start beaning you
The act of receiving a footjob from the woman behind the counter of a Spar Deli using Heinz Beans
“Hey, what time are we beaning at?”
your can use your pumpkin pickle pie to make cheese beans mom for any special occasion
i love cheese beans mom on Sunday mornings
When a Guy wears jeans that are too tight as to see his Beans!!
Look at the Queermo in the beans and jeans... I bet his boyfriend uses the beanstalk!!
An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.
Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!
Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.
Eduardo: Tf does that mean?