five year olds

Pure energy

"Oh look. There's a group of five year olds. Run"

Old cone

And old school person

Man he an old cone

Old Skin

A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.

Doctor: You have very old skin!
Mike: I’m in fourth grade!!!

old feeding hole

Your belly button.

Get your finger out my old feeding hole.

Peppermint old-fashioned

It's when you give someone a hand job with Vick's as lube while they drink hot chocolate.

"maybe I'll just run some Vick's on your chest for you.. and graze your nipple ever so lightly. Then I'll drag my hand down to your long Johnson and give you a peppermint old-fashioned."

old minch

And old bitch preferably with a q tip head

And old man bitch

stfu you old Minch

Your such a old Minch

You crusty old Minch get out of my face you absolute spoon!!

Old Man Crunch

When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.

(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*

The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.