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An individual trying to pretend to have a PHD and specializes treating ATM infections
Dr. N. Pedro Machado, just because I told you I have a sore throat infection, doesn’t make you an anal hygienist practitioner, does it?
This is someone who makes make an absurd amount of commentary about your asshole, sometimes they are joking but sometimes you honestly don’t know. These are also the type of people who like to do nude yoga in the kitchen and will ask your opinions on their ass pics they take, and all you really want is just some peace in your life.
Person 1:Hey cover your booty hole here comes the anal analyzer!
Person 2: honestly she scares me, I’ve started wearing sunglasses and diapers anytime I’m around her
When you do some anime hand magic forming an anal crane (hands together, 8 fingers pointing up) and then sneak up on you classmate and shove it up his anus at high velocity causing him to take off and be craned.
I pulled a cracking anal crane on Cal Bats thismorning, split him in half
Anal popn is somthing that’s so spicy or amazing Cuh it makes ur anal POP OUT,, ya feel me
(Example 1)
Bitch one:damn he’s fine
Bitch two: mannn he’s anal popn
Hoe 1: do uu think I should get this g string ?
Hoe 2: YES BITCH THATS FUCKN ANAL POPN
When your dick goes into the pussy and the anal at once
Jonre likes to do pussy anal to aleah at 11pm on a friday
The act of rose budding your asshole then taking the smallest rubber band you have and wrapping it around your rose budded anus until you come to anal climax. Legend says it’s the most intense orgasm a human body can experience.
Bro, she did this anal constriction shit on me and had the most mind blowing gasm.
The act of repetitively punching someone in the rectum; until you fist enters the anal cavity
Did you hear Billy and Rhett did some Anal Boxing last night.