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A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick
William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?
Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee
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When you wake up and you have a boner for more than 1-4 hours but your at a sacred place such as your grandmas house, church, your 7 year old kids birthday party
I’ve had chronic boner for 2 hours now but I’m at my wedding
when a boy is facetiming or snap-chatting his girlfriend and his boner is blocking his face and it casts a shadow.
Hunter I can’t see your face. it must be a boner eclipse
Any new discovery that excites you.
Like "turned me on" was used in a non-sexual context.
Bro, you have got to check out this new band! They totally tripped my boner switch!
A loose boner is having a boner out of nowhere for no reason
The storm boner is when a crack of thunder gives you a full blown errection and you feel the pulse of the lightning
Damn did you also get a storm boner or is it just me.
When too dudes or dudettes turn a conversation into a Magic the Gathering conversation, sometimes to the dismay of friends, it means they had a mana-boner, and could not contain their excitement about an aspect of Magic the Gathering. For context, mana is the in-game currency for Magic the Gathering.
I'll leave you two mages alone to rub your raging mana-boners together and make a mana-fire.