Random
Source Code
Random
What you see an attractive female and your mini you jumps up to- well you know ;)
Crush: *walks in room*
Crush: *looks at me and smiles*
Me: *boner erects*
Crush: Ay uh, my parents aren’t home, you uh, wanna come over, *winks*
Me: Sure
3 hours later
Her: ooohhh ohhh more
Me: *thrusts forward*
Her: *gets up and ties my hands to bed, opens my legs wide*
Me: I love you..
Her: *grins then massages dick before licking the balls and going down to suck it*
TO BE CONTINUED
What happens when you lay eyes on Trevor Dale Olson
"Bro turn around, you'll never guess who just walked in"
"Bro, it's Trevor Dale Olson! Shit, just popped a boner!"
When a man finds something sexually attractive and gets hard and wants it.
Lola: Are you getting a boner from looking at that?
??: yeah. Those bag of oranges look pretty sexy.
When someone is acting in such a way that makes them inconvenient. Someone who stands out of place.
Bella is being annoying and weird. She's a boner.
A fan of dani the youtuber, has karlson wihslisted on steam and doesn't talk about the drill
Dani: whats up boners, drink milk, hit Billy and beat your wi-
when all they guys get hard for that one hoe
"BROO HAVE U SEEN HER ASS"
"it's juicy"
"it's thick as hell"
"bro my dick just got real hard"
"U GOT A BONER!!"