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A hit game-show on independent South Wales TV. The show consists of male celebrities taking turns to see how long they can support a medium sized budweiser box on their erect penises.
"Hello, this is Nelson Mandela and you're watching celebrity dick in a box!"
"I'm Sir Alan Sugar and you're watching celebrity dick in a bloody box!"
Good day my name is Archbishop Rowan Williams and you've been watching celebrity dick in a box
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Someone who writes mean remarks in multiple peoples' honesty boxes on face book. often these assumptions are false, and the remarks are ignored. The writer is also always obvious, and is there for hated because of these little rude remarks.
Honesty box bandit's work:
Honesty Box one: I hate you go die
Honesty box two: You have no friends
Honesty box three: no one likes you
etc...
(all written within a few seconds of each other)
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The Mexican X-Box One.
It features only one game that has you sneaking into the U.S. and looking for a low paying job. You know you win when you either get a green card, somehow make a lot of money (really hard to do), or you die a horrible death.
Some special editions come with stolen batteries, a blood-stained baseball cap, or a cup holder.
Jose #1: Did you get the Mex-Box Juan on day one?
Carlos#1: Si, i got arrested though.
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A mix between a jamaican hot box and dutch oven. When one farts in the shower and the gassy smell is intensified by the steam.
Bro 1: Dude, I totally just dutch hot boxed the shower. my farts always smell so bad in the shower
Bro 2: I did that today too. My hotbox was the most smelly
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Someone, who when playing Zombies on COD, who will do anything including fuck up the whole game for a shot at the mystery box.
"Quit being a mystery box whore!"
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Someone who has no shape, wears black all the time, most likely to be a girl
Person 1: She has no shape
Person 2: She's a goth cereal box
Person 1: You right
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its like regular vaginal or anal intercourse but replace the penis with the balls. these become like anal beads or cute little dildo nuts. the friction is a little harder to produce, but the intense feeling of bonding that is synonymous with nevada depositioning more than makes up for the lack of normalcy. anyway, you're from nevada, you're not looking for missionary position are you? you want the fresh. the epic nutsertion of delight.
A player handles a lot of money in life. He know the value of a real investment.
;)
A nad properly alloacated accrues real interest. love interest that is.
two lumps of coal can become diamonds with this technique.
yo yo yo, i pulled a Nevada Deposit Box with my girl and left my jeweles in there for safe keeping. also, the value increases over time.
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