miranda de moraes

A type of super smelly salami

Geez! What’s the smell? Oh wait, it’s just some leftover Miranda de Moraes.

Cum de Sac

Verbally from the french term cul de sac
But here it means whatever is used to collect innocent fap product. Sock or shirt or whatever

"Damn dude, my mom found my cum de sac while she was cleaning"

De-escalator

An escalator that goes down

“I’m in london and I’m about to go down the de-escalator”

“Look there’s a funny advert on the side of the de-escalator

Tjay de barr

The act of collapsing on the floor in the aftermath of intercourse. This is usually in the form of cardiac arrest.

Darwin: Hey dude, what’s the difference between tjay de Barr’s cardiac and Benjamin mendy?
Pete: Nothing bro, they’re both under arrest!!