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House Inviter

Someone who gives the pretence of being sociable like "yeah I'm up for meeting up, come over to my place and I'll order some drinks/food in here, can chill" but in reality are too fucking lazy to go to the pub/bar/club/restaurant.

They put forward the pretence of hospitality and sociable behaviour but it's just because they are lazy as shit.

ME: "yo, we still down for meeting up? can head to the The Prince and watch the football?"

House Inviter: "could do, could do, or you could come over here to watch it? I've got some beers and we can order some food in. Way more chill."

by SP180 December 17, 2021


House Beautiful

an interior decorating magazine that focuses on decorating and the domestic arts. First published in 1896,2 it is currently published by the Hearst Corporation

Fill in the form below to subscribe to House Beautiful for up to 75% OFF what others pay on the newsstand — that's like getting 15 FREE issues!

by Wendysfg May 9, 2023


house colding

A party that you have when someone you dislike has finally decided to move out

We held a house colding party when my sister moved out, and did all of the things we couldn't do when she was here

by Kvothe_1712 March 10, 2022


bum around the house

to do next to nothing around the house, to laze or stroll around
as an outfit, it's just whatever pj's or super casual clothes you wear (or.. don't..😥)

1.
Person A: whatcha been doing today?
Person B: not much, just been bumming around the house, you?

2.
Person A: Alright man, we're going to a fancy restaurant in a few days, please do NOT go wearing your bum around the house fit or dinner's on you
Person B: Okay, okay- you're gonna have to deal with my bitching, though. I HATE rich people clothes

by wongerMcdonger December 31, 2025


House of Yahweh

The House of Yahweh is ancient History is what the MENORA Jewish 7 lamp The Lampstand represents , that which is not taught in America Public Schools.
Each Lamp represents one history era of Yahweh peoples

Tree of Life *Genesis Book
The Original Religion.

The 1st Religion of Adam and Eve
Teaches the Torah Law
613 Bible Laws To Live By

Founders: 2 witnesses (bible) ref.
Yaaqob JG, Yisrayl

Yisrayl Hawkins Last Witness

Lamp 6 : Yaaqob Hawkins 1960s
Lamp 6 Israel , Odessa Texas 1975
Lamp 7: Established 1982 Abilene Texas

1987 Abilene Texas Sanctuary 1st members only 8 blacks from different States.

Sanctuary Members Grew 1988-2024
The Original Bible Restored: 1988
King James Bible Not The Original.
1st witness died 1991
2nd witness died 2021
Tree of Life Found : HOY
Is it a Cult: No
Is it Church: No
Is it a Compound : No
Yahweh Worshippers

Sabbath Day Observers

THE HOUSE OF YAHWEH

by House of Yahweh July 19, 2023


House Fungus

The powdery spores shot out the japs eye of an infected person upon ejaculation. Highly infectious and sometimes fatal. Favoured by the KGB.

Ewww what’s that on your trousers is it House Fungus.

by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024


Miguel's House

A Really damp and disgusting place.

A Pigsty.

"Clean your room, it looks like Miguel's House!"

by maszchujawdupieigochlupie February 19, 2024