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pet the kitty, piss off the kitty

The act of making someone happy just long enough to turn around and annoy them again, maintaining a balance that will keep the person around and under your thumb while still using and abusing them.

Her boss is playing pet the kitty, piss off the kitty with her, but she's catching on and about to walk out on his ass.

by wiccanferret September 8, 2008

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


anal blood jizz piss fart

when someone farts, and the smell of it smells like a mix of blood piss and jizz. this usually happens after anal sex in both men and women. More commonly used in messaging as ABJPF.

"Andrew that's a nasty anal blood jizz piss fart!"

by N473B34N December 9, 2008

18πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


piss down my leg

if you are being constantly bitched at you have to "piss down your leg" so you don't make any nose when you pee because you might get bitched at for that too.

My girlfriend is always bitching at me, I pretty much have to piss down my leg so that doesn't make her mad too.

by eviIthot September 24, 2021

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Your Pissing Me Off

Your Fuxing mad at someone like
Person 1 (bully): Hey hey hey, its him agai-
Person 2 (Bullied): geez stop Your Pissing me Off

also remember to get a YOUR PISSING ME OFF mug for your girlfriend Yaoyorozu

YOUR PISSING ME OFF SHOO

by Vanx_The_Bunny_Boy February 11, 2021

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Piss out my ass!

Origins of this saying come from the late 2014s deep within the hearts of the Canadian metropolis cold Toronto. Founder of this very catchy curse phrase well known among his friends and a pillar to his communities and other communities, knew right away what he had done, putting those four words together started the beginning of a new era, A New World even. ... Thank you Dr Dylan ..
I salute you and the mighty Ocean unicorn. narwhals

Piss out my ass!

by Noswal... Backwards son February 26, 2015

4πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Piss On Homeless People Day!

April 12th is β€œPiss On Homeless People Day!”

Prank all of your local homeless losers by pissing on them during this wacky day!

1: Yo wanna go piss on some homeless people?

2: Of course, and it’s ok because it’s Piss On Homeless People Day!

by LondonNigger April 12, 2019

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


slap the piss out of the head of the family

a slang term for taking a wizz or urinating

Brian had to pee, so he told everyone that it was time to slap the piss out of the head of the family

by Cramerica Industries January 9, 2007

9πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž